Absolute F*ckery
I couldn’t exactly have the very first candle on my shop page emblazoned with a version of the swear word, so the featured image is censored, but the candle you receive will not be. You’ve been warned.
Trying to life is hard, and sometimes it’s better to just throw your hands in the air and call it a day… a day of Absolute Fuckery.
When you’ve had a day, light this candle up, block out the world, sit in your most comfortable chair with a blanket and your favorite libation.
Originally part of my After Dark line, this candle has been requested enough to warrant a reboot. You’re welcome.
Please note: If you have littles at home that are learning to read, feel free leave me a note at checkout that you want it switched to “Absolute F*ckery”.**
Lemon, whiskey, rum, almond, maple, caramel, clove.
I couldn’t exactly have the very first candle on my shop page emblazoned with a version of the swear word, so the featured image is censored, but the candle you receive will not be. You’ve been warned.
Trying to life is hard, and sometimes it’s better to just throw your hands in the air and call it a day… a day of Absolute Fuckery.
When you’ve had a day, light this candle up, block out the world, sit in your most comfortable chair with a blanket and your favorite libation.
Originally part of my After Dark line, this candle has been requested enough to warrant a reboot. You’re welcome.
Please note: If you have littles at home that are learning to read, feel free leave me a note at checkout that you want it switched to “Absolute F*ckery”.**
Lemon, whiskey, rum, almond, maple, caramel, clove.
I couldn’t exactly have the very first candle on my shop page emblazoned with a version of the swear word, so the featured image is censored, but the candle you receive will not be. You’ve been warned.
Trying to life is hard, and sometimes it’s better to just throw your hands in the air and call it a day… a day of Absolute Fuckery.
When you’ve had a day, light this candle up, block out the world, sit in your most comfortable chair with a blanket and your favorite libation.
Originally part of my After Dark line, this candle has been requested enough to warrant a reboot. You’re welcome.
Please note: If you have littles at home that are learning to read, feel free leave me a note at checkout that you want it switched to “Absolute F*ckery”.**
Lemon, whiskey, rum, almond, maple, caramel, clove.