The Cape Cod Burnout Collection

A playful nod to the everyday chaos we all navigate on Cape Cod, from summer traffic and impossible left turns to surprise wildlife sightings and the “two miles, two hours” reality.

Each candle blends coastal fragrance notes with a name locals appreciate … and vacationers will smirk at once they realize it’s all part of life on Cape Cod in the summer. Made with love, laughter, and a lot of local spirit.

— Traffic & Travel —

That One Car

Someone is always going 12 in a 40 & your heart rate is well over 100. If you’ve ever been stuck behind that one car on 28, this scent is for you.
Notes: peach, banana, sugar, vanilla, honey

The Cape Cod Left

To get anywhere between June & September, take a right to go left. The Cape’s most iconic driving maneuver: turning the wrong way just to get where you’re going. If you know, you know.
Notes: lemon, lime, eucalyptus, forest woods

Two Miles Two Hours

Let’s go absolutely nowhere. When a two‑mile drive somehow becomes a two‑hour commitment. Perfect for anyone who’s ever questioned their life choices while stuck on 6A.
Notes: magnolia, sandalwood, lily, musk

Use Yah Blinkah!

Because no one is a mind readah. A nice summer reminder, be it merging, turning, or just trying to survive the rotary, this one’s for the drivers who forget the rules, and for the locals who yell about it.
Notes: mahogany, lavender, earthy woods

— Local Life & Summer Chaos —

Can’t Park There

That is not a parking spot. The Cape Cod summer reminder that no, you cannot park there; if it looks too good to be true, it is. We've seen it all and trust us to yell out "You can't park there!"
Notes: sea salt, orange peel, amber, musk

CapeCodOpoly

Collect $200 if you survive the rotary. The board game that takes six hours, three snacks, and at least one family argument to finish. Just like navigating the Cape in summer, it’s all fun and games until someone lands on your property… or blocks your driveway.
Notes: berries, peaches, apples, citrus, caramelized sugar, vanilla, musk

High Tide, High Stress

You’re racing the tide, juggling errands, and trying to squeeze in a moment at the beach before said beach disappears, whether that's with a sticker or at the boat ramp. For every Cape Codder who’s ever planned their whole day around high tide and still lost, here's to tide charts and low stress … next time, check the chart.
Notes: apricot, nectarine, jasmine, woods

Wait, There’s NO Tunnel?

Sorry to break it to you, there’s no tunnel. Get in line, you're joining the rest of us on the bridge, inching along with hope, snacks, and questionable patience. A scent for anyone who’s ever been stuck, surprised, or spiritually tested at the Sagamore or the Bourne.
Notes: ocean air, tropical fruit, salt water, driftwood.

Limited Quantities

All scents are poured to order in small batches. If a scent is out of stock, reach out for the next pour date — I’m always happy to pour more!